Jul 19

This is a fairly old site, because I remember seeing it quite some time ago.  Although there are certainly ulterior motives going on here (like advertising and what-not), it's fairly interesting to see an estimate on when I will die. 

What I found most disturbing was the huge differences in death dates by simply changing the mode from “normal” to “pessimistic” or “sadistic”.  Who knew being a pessimist could be so damaging?

I am slated to die nearly 17 years earlier if I set it on pessimistic and nearly 37 years earlier on sadistic.  WOW.  That's a lot of years.  I guess I need to change my attitude.  Don't worry though, I'm slightly pessimistic, not sadistic!

I wonder if this thing is even slightly accurate if it's totally made up?  I guess I'll never know.

Click Here to check it out.

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7 Responses to “The Death Clock: When Will You Die?”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    That kinda sucks!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Well, it doesn't make sense to me. I am sitting in all the best categories (that I can be) and I'm still slated to die in only 40 years from now.
    That would make me 63.. I thought I'd make it longer than that.
    Oh well..
    - Dustin

  3. Anonymous Says:

    ya I die in 2063, so i'd be 84; not too bad… that's on the normal setting, optimistic i'd be 114 or something crazy

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Fun, but it doesn't seem to matter if I lose weight. So where's the incentive to give up my Sausge McMuffin fix?

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Now that is what I like to hear! I love sausage biscuits (I prefer the Hardee's version). Oh how I wish weight didn't matter in real life. I'm not exactly overweight, but how I eat.. I'm sure I will be someday, lol.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Think I should just give up on what all those doctors say and believe the death clock instead? ; )

  7. Anonymous Says:

    I'm sure they have some sort of warning on there that says “we aren't held liable when you kill yourself eating sausage mcmuffins”.
    Or something VERY similar.
    - Dustin

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