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		<title>A Linux Operating System For Christians: My Prayers Have Been Answered!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I read this, I scratched my head: Technalign, Inc. has announced it has released its Beta 1 Pioneer Linux Christian Edition operating system to the community. The beta includes many of the features that come standard with Pioneer Linux. The application includes the King James Bible and many study applications.&#160; &#8220;The Christian Edition provides [...]]]></description>
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<p>When I read <a href="http://www.tapioneer.com/press/010307_Rel.htm" target="_blank">this</a>, I scratched my head: </p>
<div style="margin-left: 40px;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Technalign, Inc. has announced it has released its Beta 1 Pioneer<br />
        Linux Christian Edition operating system to the community. The beta includes<br />
        many of the features that come standard with Pioneer Linux. The application<br />
        includes the King James Bible and many study applications.&nbsp; </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;The Christian<br />
        Edition provides users with the ability to get full support from our user<br />
        community as well as boxed sets from authorized resellers,&#8221; claims<br />
        Technalign CEO Dianne Ursini. &#8220;The Christian Edition provides users<br />
        the ability to purchase products for full support or download the free<br />
        version&#8221;.&nbsp; </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Pioneer Christian<br />
        Edition replaces the Frontier Christian Edition previously retailed by<br />
        Technalign&#39;s partners. There will be a non-installable edition available<br />
        for Windows users who only want to use the Christian Edition for study.<br />
        </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Technalign requests that users report back any applications they would<br />
        like added as well as applications that they wish removed along with bug<br />
        reports.&nbsp; The commercial versions<br />
        have minor differences between the free version. Individuals may choose<br />
        from either the free version or a boxed set available from the over 600<br />
        Technalign partners in the US and Canada.&nbsp; </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Pioneer Linux<br />
        Christian Edition is targeted at new Linux users as well as experienced<br />
        Linux users who are looking for a study guide as well a solid operating<br />
        system. The Pioneer Christian Edition provides compatibility with many<br />
        existing proprietary applications, Pioneer enables migration to Linux<br />
        with a minimum of effort. By running the most popular desktop Office suite,<br />
        users can keep their data safe and secure, and initially not learn a new<br />
        application.&nbsp; </span></div>
<p>I think I&#39;ve now seen <span style="font-weight: bold;">everything</span>.&nbsp; And yes, I&#39;ll be downloading it tonight.&nbsp; Do you want it too?&nbsp; It can be found <a href="http://www.tapioneer.com/downloads.php" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>See God: A Neat Visualization Trick</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#39;t really claim that you&#39;ll see God by checking out the image below&#8230; but you will at least be slightly impressed by the results of the image if you actually follow the instructions properly.&#160; Basically, this is just a simple persistance of vision image, but this particular one has really neat effect (of seemingly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#39;t really claim that you&#39;ll see God by checking out the image below&#8230; but you will at least be slightly impressed by the results of the image if you actually follow the instructions properly.&nbsp; Basically, this is just a simple persistance of vision image, but this particular one has really neat effect (of seemingly visions of God or some similar spiritual being).</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Important note:&nbsp; The image below is not a subsitute for a belief in God.. it&#39;s just a trick!</span></p>
<p>Make sure you stare at the four dots in the image for 30 seconds straight, then lean back and shut you eyes.&nbsp; Keep them shut!&nbsp; Now look for the circle of light.. do you see it?</p>
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		<title>Invisible Children</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now for something serious and important, so pay attention!&#160; After seeing this video at Passion 2006 and with Lyndsey inviting them to our local college campus to show the video, I&#39;ve got a soft spot in my heart for these kids in Uganda. The story is one that we in America continue to ignore, because [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.invisiblechildren.com/home.php" target="_blank"><img src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/invisible-children15615616.jpg" align="left"></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Now for something serious and important, so pay attention!</span>&nbsp; </p>
<p>After seeing this video at <a href="http://www.268generation.com/passion06/www/p06_web.html" target="_blank">Passion 2006</a> and with Lyndsey inviting them to our local college campus to show the video, I&#39;ve got a soft spot in my heart for these kids in Uganda.</p>
<p>The story is one that we in America continue to ignore, because it&#39;s on the other side of the world.&nbsp; It doesn&#39;t affect our daily lives and we are happy and content here sheltered from the truths of some parts of our world.</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;It&#8217;s a moral outrage to see thousands of children that have been<br />
abducted, that have been maltreated. They are going through the most<br />
horrendous torture by the rebel movement and that same group is now<br />
being neglected by the whole international community,&#8221; said Jan<br />
Egeland, the United Nations Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian<br />
Affairs. &#8220;I cannot find any other part of the world having an emergency<br />
on the scale of Uganda with so little international attention.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Watch the trailer for the movie by </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/_WebPages/InvisibleChildrenTrailer.html">Clicking Here</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span></p>
<p>Now&#8230; do whatever it takes to watch the full movie or the one that is slated for box office release soon.&nbsp; Purchase the DVD, a bracelet, or something else from the <a href="http://www.invisiblechildren.com/home.php" target="_blank">Invisible Children Web Site</a>.&nbsp; Do something, don&#39;t sit idle any more.&nbsp; </p>
<p>If you have no other options, the full movie is available by <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3166797753930210643&amp;q=invisible+children" target="_blank">Clicking Here</a>.&nbsp; (Keep in mind that the quality and aspect ratio isn&#39;t perfect, so a better option is to buy the DVD)</p>
<p><font size="1">Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/invisible+children" rel="tag" target="_blank">Invisible Children</a></font></p>
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		<title>&quot;The Smith Code&quot;: A New Da Vinci Code Mystery</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have followed any of the recent excitement over &#8220;The Da Vinci Code&#8221;, you&#39;ll understand the humor in this scrap of news.&#160; If you haven&#39;t followed it, well&#8230; it&#39;s still funny. &#8220;LONDON (Reuters) &#8211; Three weeks after a British court passed judgment in the copyright case involving Dan Brown&#39;s bestseller The Da Vinci Code, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have followed any of the recent excitement over &#8220;The Da Vinci Code&#8221;, you&#39;ll understand the humor in this scrap<a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/27/1915630.html"><img src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/da-vinci-code1231561651.thumb.jpg" align="left"></a> of news.&nbsp; If you haven&#39;t followed it, well&#8230; it&#39;s still funny.</p>
<div style="margin-left: 40px;">&#8220;LONDON (Reuters) &#8211; Three weeks after a British court passed<br />
judgment in the copyright case involving Dan Brown&#39;s bestseller <span style="font-style: italic;">The Da Vinci Code</span>, a lawyer has uncovered what may be a<br />
secret message buried in the text of the ruling.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Lawyer Dan Tench noticed some letters in the judgment had<br />
been italicized, and it suddenly dawned on him that they<br />
spelled a phrase that included the name of the judge: &#8220;Smith<br />
code.&#8221;<br />&#8230;&nbsp; For now, the judge is not speaking. His clerk said he is<br />
refusing interviews. She would not confirm whether there truly<br />
was a secret mystery embedded in his judgment.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Pretty funny right?&nbsp; <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060427/en_nm/davinci_code_dc" target="_blank">Click Here</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> to read the whole news article.</span></p>
<p><font size="1">Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/da+vinci+code" rel="tag" target="_blank">Da Vinci Code</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/smith+code" rel="tag" target="_blank">Smith Code</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/da+vinci" rel="tag" target="_blank">Da Vinci</a></font></p>
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		<title>The Flat-Out Truth: Earth Orbits, Moon Landings, All A Fraud!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to have this on my original web-site some years back and I still appreciate it both for comedic value and it&#39;s serious undertone of conspiracy.&#160; However, keep in mind that this guy is a Christian &#8220;extremist&#8221; of-sorts and doesn&#39;t represent the beliefs of most Christians (obviously).&#160; He will quote the bible (with ridiculously [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to have this on my original web-site some years back and I still appreciate it both for comedic value and it&#39;s <span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/Photos/misc/flatearth/_archives/2006/3/2/1792863.html"><img src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/earth-not-flat.thumb.jpg" align="left"></a>serious</span> undertone of conspiracy.&nbsp; However, keep in mind that this guy is a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian" target="_blank">Christian</a> &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extremist" target="_blank">extremist</a>&#8221; of-sorts and doesn&#39;t represent the beliefs of most <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian" target="_blank">Christians</a> (obviously).&nbsp; </p>
<p>He will quote the bible (with ridiculously literal interpretations) to back it all up and in no way am I poking fun at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity" target="_blank">Christianity</a> by posting this article, I simply find his conclusions hilariously interesting. </p>
<p>&nbsp;So <span style="font-weight: bold;">remember</span>, I do not condone nor endorse the viewpoints expressed below.&nbsp; You can make your own judgements in life, but I highly reccommend taking the stuff Mr. Johnson believes with a grain of salt:</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p><font size="1">[Copyright 1980 Robert J. Schadewald Reprinted<br />
from Science Digest, July 1980]</font></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;"> The Flat-out Truth: Earth Orbits? Moon Landings?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;The<br />
idea of a spinning globe is only a conspiracy of error that Moses, Columbus, and<br />
FDR all fought&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p></span>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;The facts are simple,&#8221; says Charles K. Johnson, president of<br />
the International Flat Earth Research Society. &#8220;The earth is flat.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">As you stand in his front yard, it is hard to argue the point.<br />
From among the Joshua trees, creosote bushes, and tumbleweeds surrounding his<br />
southern California hillside home, you have a spectacular view of the Mojave<br />
Desert. It looks as flat as a pool table. Nearly 20 miles to the west lies the<br />
small city of Lancaster; you can see right over it. Beyond Lancaster, 20 more<br />
miles as the cueball rolls, the Tehachepi Mountains rise up from the desert<br />
floor. Los Angeles is not far to the south.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Near Lancaster, you see the Rockwell International plant where<br />
the Space Shuttle was built. To the north, beyond the next hill, lies Edwards<br />
Air Force Base, where the Shuttle was tested. There, also, the Shuttle will land<br />
when it returns from orbiting the earth. (At least, that&#39;s NASA&#39;s story.)</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2"><a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/Photos/misc/flatearth/_archives/2006/3/2/1792871.html"><img style="width: 232px; height: 291px;" src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/charles-k-johnson.jpg" align="right" hspace="20"></a>&#8220;You can&#39;t orbit a flat earth,&#8221; says Mr. Johnson. &#8220;The Space Shuttle<br />
is a joke&#8211;and a very ludicrous joke.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">His soft voice carries conviction, for Charles Johnson is on the<br />
level. He believes that the main purpose of the space program is to prop up a<br />
dying myth&#8211;the myth that the earth is a globe.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Nobody knows anything about the true shape of the world,&#8221; he<br />
contends. &#8220;The known, inhabited world is flat. Just as a guess, I&#39;d say that the<br />
dome of heaven is about 4,000 miles away, and the stars are about as far as San<br />
Francisco is from Boston.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">As shown in a map published by Johnson, the known world is as<br />
circular and as flat as a phonograph record. The North Pole is at the center. At<br />
the outer edge lies the southern ice, reputed to be a wall 150 feet high; no one<br />
has ever crossed it, and therefore what lies beyond is unknown.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">The sun and moon, in the Johnson version, are only about 32<br />
miles in diameter. They circle above the earth in the vicinity of the equator,<br />
and their apparent rising and setting are tricks of perspective, like railroad<br />
tracks that appear to meet in the distance. The moon shines by its own light and<br />
is <em>not</em> eclipsed by the earth. Rather, lunar eclipses are caused by an<br />
unseen dark body occasionally passing in front of the moon.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Johnson&#39;s beliefs are firmly grounded in the Bible. Many verses<br />
of the Old Testament imply that the earth is flat, but there&#39;s more to it than<br />
that. According to the New Testament, Jesus ascended <em>up</em> into<br />
heaven.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;The whole point of the Copernican theory is to get rid of Jesus<br />
by saying there is no up and no down,&#8221; declares Johnson. &#8220;The spinning ball<br />
thing just makes the whole Bible a big joke.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Not the Bible but Johnson&#39;s own common sense allowed him to see<br />
through the globe myth while he was still in grade school. He contends that<br />
sensible people all over the world, not just Bible believers, realize that the<br />
earth really is flat.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Wherever you find people with a great reservoir of common<br />
sense,&#8221; he says, &#8220;they don&#39;t believe idiotic things such as the earth spinning<br />
around the sun. Reasonable, intelligent people have always recognized that the<br />
earth is flat.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">He pauses for a sip of coffee, his eyes sparkling with<br />
animation. At 56, Charles Johnson is a bearded, distinguished-looking man who<br />
drinks coffee seemingly by the gallon. He chain-smokes, hand-rolling cigarettes<br />
so skillfully that they seem factory made. Unlike the stereotypical prophet, he<br />
has a wry sense of humor and a booming laugh. Fond of plays on words, he<br />
consistently pronounces Nicolaus Koppernigk&#39;s Latinized surname as<br />
&#8220;co-pernicious.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">The Flat Earth Society&#39;s presidency descended upon Charles<br />
Johnson in accord with the last wishes of its founder, Samuel Shenton, an<br />
Englishman who died in 1971. The society, which will round out a quarter-century<br />
next year, is a spiritual inheritor of the Universal Zetetic Society, which<br />
flourished in England in the last century.</font><br />
</font></p>
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<p><center><a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/_archives/2006/3/2/1792869.html"><font><font size="2"><img style="width: 479px; height: 302px;" src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/flatworld.gif"></font></font></a></center></p>
<p><font size="1"><br />
<center><b>The cosmos of the Zetetics.</b></center><br />
<center>Picture Â© 1992 by Robert Schadewald.</center><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Under Johnson&#39;s full-time presidency, the society&#39;s paid-up<br />
membership has grown from a few persons to a few hundred. Membership is open to<br />
anyone who is regarded as sincerely seeking the truth; prospective members must<br />
sign a statement agreeing never to defame the society. Part of the $10 annual<br />
dues pays for a subscription to the <em>Flat Earth News</em>, a marvelously<br />
outspoken four-page tabloid quarterly with an editorial style reminiscent of<br />
19th-century rural journalism.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Johnson&#39;s office is barely controlled chaos. Books, papers, and<br />
files are everywhere; his desk is covered with correspondence. The flow of<br />
letters, still increasing, now runs around 2,000 a year, or a half-dozen every<br />
day. Some are properly addressed (Box 2533, Lancaster, CA 93534), but he<br />
receives any mail that reaches Lancaster with &#8220;flat-earth&#8221; on it. And such<br />
letters sometimes come from the far edges of the world (an expression which<br />
Johnson and his membership accept quite literally). Rummaging in a box on the<br />
floor, Johnson produces inquiries from Saudi Arabia, Iran, India.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Everybody who writes gets an answer,&#8221; he reports. &#8220;An<br />
application or whatever is called for. We serve our purpose in keeping it alive.<br />
Whosoever asks, receives.&#8221; The &#8220;we&#8221; includes his wife, Marjory, who is a native<br />
of Australia. The Johnsons met by chance in 1959, when they both went into a San<br />
Francisco store to buy the same record, Acker Bilk&#39;s haunting &#8220;Stranger on the<br />
Shore.&#8221; They discovered that they had more in common than their tastes in music.<br />
They&#39;re both vegetarians, for one thing, but the overriding interest is<br />
geography</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Marjory has always known that the earth is flat, too,&#8221; says<br />
Charles Johnson. &#8220;As far as she knew, everybody in Australia knew it. She was<br />
rather shocked when she arrived here and found people speaking of Australia as<br />
being &#39;down under.&#39; It really offended her. She would get in quite heated<br />
arguments with people who seemed to accuse her of coming from down under the<br />
world.&#8221; Ultimately, Marjory Johnson swore in an affidavit that she had never<br />
hung by her feet in Australia.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">As secretary of the Flat Earth Society, she assists in running<br />
it, and writes a regular column in the <em>News</em>. She has also helped her<br />
husband perform experiments to determine the earth&#39;s shape. If it is a sphere,<br />
the surface of a large body of water must be curved. The Johnsons have checked<br />
the surfaces of Lake Tahoe and the Salton Sea (a shallow salt lake in southern<br />
California near the Mexican border) without detecting any curvature.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Their home is a half-mile from the nearest neighbor. Friends<br />
drop by now and then, but their primary companions are a half-dozen dogs,<br />
several cats, a flock of chickens, and a myriad of sparrows roosting in a Joshua<br />
tree just outside the door. No electric-power line runs to the house, for which<br />
water must be carried up the hill. The physical isolation is the ultimate in<br />
privacy&#8211;but another kind of isolation proves to be less desirable.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;We&#39;re two witnesses against the whole world,&#8221; observes Charles<br />
Johnson. &#8220;We&#39;ve chosen that path, but it isolates us from everyone. We&#39;re not<br />
complaining; it has to be. But it does kind of get to you sometimes.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">In spite of the loneliness and the frustrations, they press on.<br />
Charles Johnson claims that most of the people who shaped our modern world were<br />
flat-earthers, and some of them didn&#39;t have it easy, either.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2"><em>You weren&#39;t aware that flat-earthers have played an<br />
important part in history?</em> Well, conventional histories don&#39;t make that<br />
clear. But inasmuch as revisionist history is in vogue, Charles Johnson should<br />
be recognized as one of the leading practitioners.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Moses was a flat-earther,&#8221; he reveals. &#8220;The Flat Earth Society<br />
was founded in 1492 B.C., when Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt and<br />
gave them the Ten Commandments at Mount Sinai.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Conventional biblical chronology dates the Ten Commandments to<br />
1491 B.C., but it may be imprecise. Perhaps Johnson prefers 1492 for the<br />
symmetry. It was, after all, in 1492 A.D. that another famous flat-earther made<br />
history.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Have you heard the story about Columbus&#39;s problems with his<br />
crew? As some tell it, the crew nearly mutinied because they regarded the earth<br />
as flat, and feared they might sail off its edge.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;It was exactly the reverse,&#8221; explains Johnson. &#8220;There was a<br />
dispute out on the ship, but it was because Columbus was a flat-earther. The<br />
others believed the earth to be a ball, and they just knew that they were<br />
falling over the edge and couldn&#39;t get back. Columbus had to put them in irons<br />
and beat them until he convinced them they weren&#39;t going over any curve, and<br />
they could return. He finally calmed them down.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Johnson believes that the ball business&#8211;though it goes back to<br />
the Greek philosophers&#8211;really got rolling after the Protestant<br />
Reformation.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;It&#39;s the Church of England that&#39;s taught that the world is a<br />
ball,&#8221; he argues. &#8220;George Washington, on the other hand, was a flat-earther. He<br />
broke with England to get away from those superstitions.&#8221; If Johnson is right,<br />
the American Revolution failed. No prominent American politician is known to<br />
have publicly endorsed the flat-earth theory in the past two centuries.<br />
Nevertheless, Johnson contends that this nearly happened right after World War<br />
II, not for the U.S. alone, but for the entire world. Consider the United<br />
Nations:</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Uncle Joe (Stalin), Churchill, and Roosevelt laid the master<br />
plan to bring in the New Age under the United Nations,&#8221; Johnson discloses with<br />
confidence. &#8220;The world ruling power was to be right here in this country. After<br />
the war, the world would be declared flat and Roosevelt would be elected first<br />
president of the world. When the UN Charter was drafted in San Francisco, they<br />
took the flat-earth map as their symbol.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Why declare the world flat? Johnson responds that a prophesied<br />
condition for world government (Isaiah 60:20) is that the &#8220;sun shall no more go<br />
down.&#8221; This could be fulfilled by admitting that sunrise and sunset are optical<br />
illusions. The UN did adopt for its official seal a world map identical with the<br />
one on Johnson&#39;s office wall. But Franklin Roosevelt died coincident with the<br />
UN&#39;s birth, and the other imminent events described by Johnson never came<br />
about.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">What did happen, according to conventional historians, was that<br />
Russia and the U.S. began space programs. After the Russians sent up Sputnik in<br />
1957, the space race was on in earnest. The high point came in 1969, when the<br />
U.S. landed men on the moon.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">That, according to Johnson, is nonsense, because the moon<br />
landings were faked by Hollywood studios. He even names the man who wrote the<br />
scripts: the science-fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke. But he acknowledges that<br />
the moon landings were at least partly successful.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Until then,&#8221; he says, &#8220;almost no one seriously considered the<br />
world a ball. The landings converted a few of them, but many are coming back now<br />
and getting off of it.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Perhaps the Space Shuttle is intended to bolster the beliefs of<br />
these backsliders. Whatever its purpose, Johnson is convinced that it is not<br />
intended to actually fly. Because it was built and tested almost in his back<br />
yard, he knows many people who worked on it. What they&#39;ve told him about some<br />
aspects of its construction only reinforces his convictions.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;They moved it across the field,&#8221; he sneers, &#8220;and it almost fell<br />
apart. All those little side pieces are on with epoxy, and half fell<br />
off!&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">The Shuttle had other problems besides heat resistant tiles that<br />
wouldn&#39;t stick. For instance, when the testers tried to mount it on a 747 for<br />
its first piggy-back test flight, it wouldn&#39;t fit.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Can you imagine that?&#8221; chortles Johnson. &#8220;Millions of dollars<br />
they spent, and it wouldn&#39;t fit! They had to call in a handyman to drill some<br />
new holes to make the thing fit. Then they took it up in the air&#8211;and some more<br />
of it fell to pieces.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">If the Shuttle ever does orbit on its own, it&#39;s supposed to<br />
return to Edwards Air Force Base. To Johnson, that&#39;s appropriate enough.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Do you know what they&#39;re doing at Edwards right now?&#8221; he asks.<br />
&#8220;&#39;Buck Rogers in the 25th Century&#39; is made right where they claim they&#39;re going<br />
to land the Shuttle. Edwards is strictly a science-fiction base now.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Buck is a much better science program, considerably more<br />
authentic. In fact, I recommend that the government get out of the space<br />
business and turn the whole thing over to ABC, CBS, and NBC. The tv networks do<br />
a far superior job. They could actually pay the government for rights, and it<br />
wouldn&#39;t cost the taxpayers a penny.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Flat Earth Society members are working actively to bring the<br />
Shuttle charade to an end. They hope to force the government to let the public<br />
in on what the power elite has known all along: the plane truth.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;When the United States declares the earth is flat,&#8221; says<br />
Charles Johnson, &#8220;and we hope to be instrumental in making it do so, it will be<br />
the first nation in all recorded history to be known as a flat-earth<br />
nation.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;In the old days, people believed the earth was flat, because<br />
it&#39;s logical, but they didn&#39;t have a picture of the way it was, as we have<br />
today. Our concept of the world is new.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Marjory and I are the <em>avant garde</em>. We&#39;re way ahead of<br />
the pack.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font><font size="2">&#8211; The end &#8211;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2"><br /><em style="font-style: italic;">Postscript</em><span style="font-style: italic;">: Much has changed since I wrote this<br />
article, both in the world at large and in Charles Johnson&#39;s life. In late<br />
September 1995, the Johnsons&#39; venerable high-desert home caught fire. Charles<br />
managed to pull Marjory, by then a semi-invalid on supplemental oxygen, to<br />
safety, but everything else in the house was destroyed&#8211;their personal<br />
possessions, the Flat Earth Society library and archives, the membership list,<br />
everything. Having no fire insurance, the Johnsons were unable to rebuild. A<br />
dilapidated old house trailer, bought as a storage shed, survived the fire, and<br />
they took refuge there. A few months later, Marjory fell and broke a hip. She<br />
survived hip replacement surgery but never recovered her strength. On May 16,<br />
1996, she died.</span></font><br />
</font></p>
<p style="font-style: italic;"><font><font size="2">The Flat Earth Society lives on, still doing business at Box<br />
2533, Lancaster, CA 93534. Charles Johnson has immersed himself in rebuilding<br />
the membership roster. Publication of the <em>Flat Earth News</em>, in hiatus<br />
since 1994, will resume with the December 1996 issue.</font></font></p>
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