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		<title>A Linux Operating System For Christians: My Prayers Have Been Answered!</title>
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When I read this, I scratched my head: 
Technalign, Inc. has announced it has released its Beta 1 Pioneer
        Linux Christian Edition operating system to the community. The beta includes
        many of the features that come standard with Pioneer Linux. The [...]]]></description>
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<p>When I read <a href="http://www.tapioneer.com/press/010307_Rel.htm" target="_blank">this</a>, I scratched my head: </p>
<div style="margin-left: 40px;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Technalign, Inc. has announced it has released its Beta 1 Pioneer<br />
        Linux Christian Edition operating system to the community. The beta includes<br />
        many of the features that come standard with Pioneer Linux. The application<br />
        includes the King James Bible and many study applications.&nbsp; </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;The Christian<br />
        Edition provides users with the ability to get full support from our user<br />
        community as well as boxed sets from authorized resellers,&#8221; claims<br />
        Technalign CEO Dianne Ursini. &#8220;The Christian Edition provides users<br />
        the ability to purchase products for full support or download the free<br />
        version&#8221;.&nbsp; </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Pioneer Christian<br />
        Edition replaces the Frontier Christian Edition previously retailed by<br />
        Technalign&#39;s partners. There will be a non-installable edition available<br />
        for Windows users who only want to use the Christian Edition for study.<br />
        </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Technalign requests that users report back any applications they would<br />
        like added as well as applications that they wish removed along with bug<br />
        reports.&nbsp; The commercial versions<br />
        have minor differences between the free version. Individuals may choose<br />
        from either the free version or a boxed set available from the over 600<br />
        Technalign partners in the US and Canada.&nbsp; </span><br style="font-style: italic;"><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Pioneer Linux<br />
        Christian Edition is targeted at new Linux users as well as experienced<br />
        Linux users who are looking for a study guide as well a solid operating<br />
        system. The Pioneer Christian Edition provides compatibility with many<br />
        existing proprietary applications, Pioneer enables migration to Linux<br />
        with a minimum of effort. By running the most popular desktop Office suite,<br />
        users can keep their data safe and secure, and initially not learn a new<br />
        application.&nbsp; </span></div>
<p>I think I&#39;ve now seen <span style="font-weight: bold;">everything</span>.&nbsp; And yes, I&#39;ll be downloading it tonight.&nbsp; Do you want it too?&nbsp; It can be found <a href="http://www.tapioneer.com/downloads.php" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>See God: A Neat Visualization Trick</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#39;t really claim that you&#39;ll see God by checking out the image below&#8230; but you will at least be slightly impressed by the results of the image if you actually follow the instructions properly.&#160; Basically, this is just a simple persistance of vision image, but this particular one has really neat effect (of seemingly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#39;t really claim that you&#39;ll see God by checking out the image below&#8230; but you will at least be slightly impressed by the results of the image if you actually follow the instructions properly.&nbsp; Basically, this is just a simple persistance of vision image, but this particular one has really neat effect (of seemingly visions of God or some similar spiritual being).</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Important note:&nbsp; The image below is not a subsitute for a belief in God.. it&#39;s just a trick!</span></p>
<p>Make sure you stare at the four dots in the image for 30 seconds straight, then lean back and shut you eyes.&nbsp; Keep them shut!&nbsp; Now look for the circle of light.. do you see it?</p>
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		<title>Invisible Children</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now for something serious and important, so pay attention!&#160; 
After seeing this video at Passion 2006 and with Lyndsey inviting them to our local college campus to show the video, I&#39;ve got a soft spot in my heart for these kids in Uganda.
The story is one that we in America continue to ignore, because it&#39;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.invisiblechildren.com/home.php" target="_blank"><img src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/invisible-children15615616.jpg" align="left"></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Now for something serious and important, so pay attention!</span>&nbsp; </p>
<p>After seeing this video at <a href="http://www.268generation.com/passion06/www/p06_web.html" target="_blank">Passion 2006</a> and with Lyndsey inviting them to our local college campus to show the video, I&#39;ve got a soft spot in my heart for these kids in Uganda.</p>
<p>The story is one that we in America continue to ignore, because it&#39;s on the other side of the world.&nbsp; It doesn&#39;t affect our daily lives and we are happy and content here sheltered from the truths of some parts of our world.</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;It&#8217;s a moral outrage to see thousands of children that have been<br />
abducted, that have been maltreated. They are going through the most<br />
horrendous torture by the rebel movement and that same group is now<br />
being neglected by the whole international community,&#8221; said Jan<br />
Egeland, the United Nations Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian<br />
Affairs. &#8220;I cannot find any other part of the world having an emergency<br />
on the scale of Uganda with so little international attention.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Watch the trailer for the movie by </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/_WebPages/InvisibleChildrenTrailer.html">Clicking Here</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span></p>
<p>Now&#8230; do whatever it takes to watch the full movie or the one that is slated for box office release soon.&nbsp; Purchase the DVD, a bracelet, or something else from the <a href="http://www.invisiblechildren.com/home.php" target="_blank">Invisible Children Web Site</a>.&nbsp; Do something, don&#39;t sit idle any more.&nbsp; </p>
<p>If you have no other options, the full movie is available by <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3166797753930210643&amp;q=invisible+children" target="_blank">Clicking Here</a>.&nbsp; (Keep in mind that the quality and aspect ratio isn&#39;t perfect, so a better option is to buy the DVD)</p>
<p><font size="1">Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/invisible+children" rel="tag" target="_blank">Invisible Children</a></font></p>
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		<title>&quot;The Smith Code&quot;: A New Da Vinci Code Mystery</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have followed any of the recent excitement over &#8220;The Da Vinci Code&#8221;, you&#39;ll understand the humor in this scrap of news.&#160; If you haven&#39;t followed it, well&#8230; it&#39;s still funny.
&#8220;LONDON (Reuters) &#8211; Three weeks after a British court passed
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have followed any of the recent excitement over &#8220;The Da Vinci Code&#8221;, you&#39;ll understand the humor in this scrap<a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/27/1915630.html"><img src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/da-vinci-code1231561651.thumb.jpg" align="left"></a> of news.&nbsp; If you haven&#39;t followed it, well&#8230; it&#39;s still funny.</p>
<div style="margin-left: 40px;">&#8220;LONDON (Reuters) &#8211; Three weeks after a British court passed<br />
judgment in the copyright case involving Dan Brown&#39;s bestseller <span style="font-style: italic;">The Da Vinci Code</span>, a lawyer has uncovered what may be a<br />
secret message buried in the text of the ruling.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Lawyer Dan Tench noticed some letters in the judgment had<br />
been italicized, and it suddenly dawned on him that they<br />
spelled a phrase that included the name of the judge: &#8220;Smith<br />
code.&#8221;<br />&#8230;&nbsp; For now, the judge is not speaking. His clerk said he is<br />
refusing interviews. She would not confirm whether there truly<br />
was a secret mystery embedded in his judgment.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Pretty funny right?&nbsp; <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060427/en_nm/davinci_code_dc" target="_blank">Click Here</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> to read the whole news article.</span></p>
<p><font size="1">Tagged: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/da+vinci+code" rel="tag" target="_blank">Da Vinci Code</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/smith+code" rel="tag" target="_blank">Smith Code</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/da+vinci" rel="tag" target="_blank">Da Vinci</a></font></p>
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		<title>The Flat-Out Truth: Earth Orbits, Moon Landings, All A Fraud!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to have this on my original web-site some years back and I still appreciate it both for comedic value and it&#39;s serious undertone of conspiracy.&#160; However, keep in mind that this guy is a Christian &#8220;extremist&#8221; of-sorts and doesn&#39;t represent the beliefs of most Christians (obviously).&#160; 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to have this on my original web-site some years back and I still appreciate it both for comedic value and it&#39;s <span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/Photos/misc/flatearth/_archives/2006/3/2/1792863.html"><img src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/earth-not-flat.thumb.jpg" align="left"></a>serious</span> undertone of conspiracy.&nbsp; However, keep in mind that this guy is a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian" target="_blank">Christian</a> &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extremist" target="_blank">extremist</a>&#8221; of-sorts and doesn&#39;t represent the beliefs of most <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian" target="_blank">Christians</a> (obviously).&nbsp; </p>
<p>He will quote the bible (with ridiculously literal interpretations) to back it all up and in no way am I poking fun at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity" target="_blank">Christianity</a> by posting this article, I simply find his conclusions hilariously interesting. </p>
<p>&nbsp;So <span style="font-weight: bold;">remember</span>, I do not condone nor endorse the viewpoints expressed below.&nbsp; You can make your own judgements in life, but I highly reccommend taking the stuff Mr. Johnson believes with a grain of salt:</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p><font size="1">[Copyright 1980 Robert J. Schadewald Reprinted<br />
from Science Digest, July 1980]</font></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;"> The Flat-out Truth: Earth Orbits? Moon Landings?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;The<br />
idea of a spinning globe is only a conspiracy of error that Moses, Columbus, and<br />
FDR all fought&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p></span>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;The facts are simple,&#8221; says Charles K. Johnson, president of<br />
the International Flat Earth Research Society. &#8220;The earth is flat.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">As you stand in his front yard, it is hard to argue the point.<br />
From among the Joshua trees, creosote bushes, and tumbleweeds surrounding his<br />
southern California hillside home, you have a spectacular view of the Mojave<br />
Desert. It looks as flat as a pool table. Nearly 20 miles to the west lies the<br />
small city of Lancaster; you can see right over it. Beyond Lancaster, 20 more<br />
miles as the cueball rolls, the Tehachepi Mountains rise up from the desert<br />
floor. Los Angeles is not far to the south.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Near Lancaster, you see the Rockwell International plant where<br />
the Space Shuttle was built. To the north, beyond the next hill, lies Edwards<br />
Air Force Base, where the Shuttle was tested. There, also, the Shuttle will land<br />
when it returns from orbiting the earth. (At least, that&#39;s NASA&#39;s story.)</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2"><a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/Photos/misc/flatearth/_archives/2006/3/2/1792871.html"><img style="width: 232px; height: 291px;" src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/charles-k-johnson.jpg" align="right" hspace="20"></a>&#8220;You can&#39;t orbit a flat earth,&#8221; says Mr. Johnson. &#8220;The Space Shuttle<br />
is a joke&#8211;and a very ludicrous joke.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">His soft voice carries conviction, for Charles Johnson is on the<br />
level. He believes that the main purpose of the space program is to prop up a<br />
dying myth&#8211;the myth that the earth is a globe.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Nobody knows anything about the true shape of the world,&#8221; he<br />
contends. &#8220;The known, inhabited world is flat. Just as a guess, I&#39;d say that the<br />
dome of heaven is about 4,000 miles away, and the stars are about as far as San<br />
Francisco is from Boston.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">As shown in a map published by Johnson, the known world is as<br />
circular and as flat as a phonograph record. The North Pole is at the center. At<br />
the outer edge lies the southern ice, reputed to be a wall 150 feet high; no one<br />
has ever crossed it, and therefore what lies beyond is unknown.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">The sun and moon, in the Johnson version, are only about 32<br />
miles in diameter. They circle above the earth in the vicinity of the equator,<br />
and their apparent rising and setting are tricks of perspective, like railroad<br />
tracks that appear to meet in the distance. The moon shines by its own light and<br />
is <em>not</em> eclipsed by the earth. Rather, lunar eclipses are caused by an<br />
unseen dark body occasionally passing in front of the moon.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Johnson&#39;s beliefs are firmly grounded in the Bible. Many verses<br />
of the Old Testament imply that the earth is flat, but there&#39;s more to it than<br />
that. According to the New Testament, Jesus ascended <em>up</em> into<br />
heaven.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;The whole point of the Copernican theory is to get rid of Jesus<br />
by saying there is no up and no down,&#8221; declares Johnson. &#8220;The spinning ball<br />
thing just makes the whole Bible a big joke.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Not the Bible but Johnson&#39;s own common sense allowed him to see<br />
through the globe myth while he was still in grade school. He contends that<br />
sensible people all over the world, not just Bible believers, realize that the<br />
earth really is flat.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Wherever you find people with a great reservoir of common<br />
sense,&#8221; he says, &#8220;they don&#39;t believe idiotic things such as the earth spinning<br />
around the sun. Reasonable, intelligent people have always recognized that the<br />
earth is flat.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">He pauses for a sip of coffee, his eyes sparkling with<br />
animation. At 56, Charles Johnson is a bearded, distinguished-looking man who<br />
drinks coffee seemingly by the gallon. He chain-smokes, hand-rolling cigarettes<br />
so skillfully that they seem factory made. Unlike the stereotypical prophet, he<br />
has a wry sense of humor and a booming laugh. Fond of plays on words, he<br />
consistently pronounces Nicolaus Koppernigk&#39;s Latinized surname as<br />
&#8220;co-pernicious.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">The Flat Earth Society&#39;s presidency descended upon Charles<br />
Johnson in accord with the last wishes of its founder, Samuel Shenton, an<br />
Englishman who died in 1971. The society, which will round out a quarter-century<br />
next year, is a spiritual inheritor of the Universal Zetetic Society, which<br />
flourished in England in the last century.</font><br />
</font></p>
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<p><center><a href="http://dustin.eponym.com/blog/_archives/2006/3/2/1792869.html"><font><font size="2"><img style="width: 479px; height: 302px;" src="http://dustin.eponym.com/_photos/flatworld.gif"></font></font></a></center></p>
<p><font size="1"><br />
<center><b>The cosmos of the Zetetics.</b></center><br />
<center>Picture Â© 1992 by Robert Schadewald.</center><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Under Johnson&#39;s full-time presidency, the society&#39;s paid-up<br />
membership has grown from a few persons to a few hundred. Membership is open to<br />
anyone who is regarded as sincerely seeking the truth; prospective members must<br />
sign a statement agreeing never to defame the society. Part of the $10 annual<br />
dues pays for a subscription to the <em>Flat Earth News</em>, a marvelously<br />
outspoken four-page tabloid quarterly with an editorial style reminiscent of<br />
19th-century rural journalism.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Johnson&#39;s office is barely controlled chaos. Books, papers, and<br />
files are everywhere; his desk is covered with correspondence. The flow of<br />
letters, still increasing, now runs around 2,000 a year, or a half-dozen every<br />
day. Some are properly addressed (Box 2533, Lancaster, CA 93534), but he<br />
receives any mail that reaches Lancaster with &#8220;flat-earth&#8221; on it. And such<br />
letters sometimes come from the far edges of the world (an expression which<br />
Johnson and his membership accept quite literally). Rummaging in a box on the<br />
floor, Johnson produces inquiries from Saudi Arabia, Iran, India.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Everybody who writes gets an answer,&#8221; he reports. &#8220;An<br />
application or whatever is called for. We serve our purpose in keeping it alive.<br />
Whosoever asks, receives.&#8221; The &#8220;we&#8221; includes his wife, Marjory, who is a native<br />
of Australia. The Johnsons met by chance in 1959, when they both went into a San<br />
Francisco store to buy the same record, Acker Bilk&#39;s haunting &#8220;Stranger on the<br />
Shore.&#8221; They discovered that they had more in common than their tastes in music.<br />
They&#39;re both vegetarians, for one thing, but the overriding interest is<br />
geography</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Marjory has always known that the earth is flat, too,&#8221; says<br />
Charles Johnson. &#8220;As far as she knew, everybody in Australia knew it. She was<br />
rather shocked when she arrived here and found people speaking of Australia as<br />
being &#39;down under.&#39; It really offended her. She would get in quite heated<br />
arguments with people who seemed to accuse her of coming from down under the<br />
world.&#8221; Ultimately, Marjory Johnson swore in an affidavit that she had never<br />
hung by her feet in Australia.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">As secretary of the Flat Earth Society, she assists in running<br />
it, and writes a regular column in the <em>News</em>. She has also helped her<br />
husband perform experiments to determine the earth&#39;s shape. If it is a sphere,<br />
the surface of a large body of water must be curved. The Johnsons have checked<br />
the surfaces of Lake Tahoe and the Salton Sea (a shallow salt lake in southern<br />
California near the Mexican border) without detecting any curvature.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Their home is a half-mile from the nearest neighbor. Friends<br />
drop by now and then, but their primary companions are a half-dozen dogs,<br />
several cats, a flock of chickens, and a myriad of sparrows roosting in a Joshua<br />
tree just outside the door. No electric-power line runs to the house, for which<br />
water must be carried up the hill. The physical isolation is the ultimate in<br />
privacy&#8211;but another kind of isolation proves to be less desirable.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;We&#39;re two witnesses against the whole world,&#8221; observes Charles<br />
Johnson. &#8220;We&#39;ve chosen that path, but it isolates us from everyone. We&#39;re not<br />
complaining; it has to be. But it does kind of get to you sometimes.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">In spite of the loneliness and the frustrations, they press on.<br />
Charles Johnson claims that most of the people who shaped our modern world were<br />
flat-earthers, and some of them didn&#39;t have it easy, either.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2"><em>You weren&#39;t aware that flat-earthers have played an<br />
important part in history?</em> Well, conventional histories don&#39;t make that<br />
clear. But inasmuch as revisionist history is in vogue, Charles Johnson should<br />
be recognized as one of the leading practitioners.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Moses was a flat-earther,&#8221; he reveals. &#8220;The Flat Earth Society<br />
was founded in 1492 B.C., when Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt and<br />
gave them the Ten Commandments at Mount Sinai.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Conventional biblical chronology dates the Ten Commandments to<br />
1491 B.C., but it may be imprecise. Perhaps Johnson prefers 1492 for the<br />
symmetry. It was, after all, in 1492 A.D. that another famous flat-earther made<br />
history.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Have you heard the story about Columbus&#39;s problems with his<br />
crew? As some tell it, the crew nearly mutinied because they regarded the earth<br />
as flat, and feared they might sail off its edge.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;It was exactly the reverse,&#8221; explains Johnson. &#8220;There was a<br />
dispute out on the ship, but it was because Columbus was a flat-earther. The<br />
others believed the earth to be a ball, and they just knew that they were<br />
falling over the edge and couldn&#39;t get back. Columbus had to put them in irons<br />
and beat them until he convinced them they weren&#39;t going over any curve, and<br />
they could return. He finally calmed them down.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Johnson believes that the ball business&#8211;though it goes back to<br />
the Greek philosophers&#8211;really got rolling after the Protestant<br />
Reformation.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;It&#39;s the Church of England that&#39;s taught that the world is a<br />
ball,&#8221; he argues. &#8220;George Washington, on the other hand, was a flat-earther. He<br />
broke with England to get away from those superstitions.&#8221; If Johnson is right,<br />
the American Revolution failed. No prominent American politician is known to<br />
have publicly endorsed the flat-earth theory in the past two centuries.<br />
Nevertheless, Johnson contends that this nearly happened right after World War<br />
II, not for the U.S. alone, but for the entire world. Consider the United<br />
Nations:</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Uncle Joe (Stalin), Churchill, and Roosevelt laid the master<br />
plan to bring in the New Age under the United Nations,&#8221; Johnson discloses with<br />
confidence. &#8220;The world ruling power was to be right here in this country. After<br />
the war, the world would be declared flat and Roosevelt would be elected first<br />
president of the world. When the UN Charter was drafted in San Francisco, they<br />
took the flat-earth map as their symbol.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Why declare the world flat? Johnson responds that a prophesied<br />
condition for world government (Isaiah 60:20) is that the &#8220;sun shall no more go<br />
down.&#8221; This could be fulfilled by admitting that sunrise and sunset are optical<br />
illusions. The UN did adopt for its official seal a world map identical with the<br />
one on Johnson&#39;s office wall. But Franklin Roosevelt died coincident with the<br />
UN&#39;s birth, and the other imminent events described by Johnson never came<br />
about.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">What did happen, according to conventional historians, was that<br />
Russia and the U.S. began space programs. After the Russians sent up Sputnik in<br />
1957, the space race was on in earnest. The high point came in 1969, when the<br />
U.S. landed men on the moon.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">That, according to Johnson, is nonsense, because the moon<br />
landings were faked by Hollywood studios. He even names the man who wrote the<br />
scripts: the science-fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke. But he acknowledges that<br />
the moon landings were at least partly successful.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Until then,&#8221; he says, &#8220;almost no one seriously considered the<br />
world a ball. The landings converted a few of them, but many are coming back now<br />
and getting off of it.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Perhaps the Space Shuttle is intended to bolster the beliefs of<br />
these backsliders. Whatever its purpose, Johnson is convinced that it is not<br />
intended to actually fly. Because it was built and tested almost in his back<br />
yard, he knows many people who worked on it. What they&#39;ve told him about some<br />
aspects of its construction only reinforces his convictions.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;They moved it across the field,&#8221; he sneers, &#8220;and it almost fell<br />
apart. All those little side pieces are on with epoxy, and half fell<br />
off!&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">The Shuttle had other problems besides heat resistant tiles that<br />
wouldn&#39;t stick. For instance, when the testers tried to mount it on a 747 for<br />
its first piggy-back test flight, it wouldn&#39;t fit.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Can you imagine that?&#8221; chortles Johnson. &#8220;Millions of dollars<br />
they spent, and it wouldn&#39;t fit! They had to call in a handyman to drill some<br />
new holes to make the thing fit. Then they took it up in the air&#8211;and some more<br />
of it fell to pieces.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">If the Shuttle ever does orbit on its own, it&#39;s supposed to<br />
return to Edwards Air Force Base. To Johnson, that&#39;s appropriate enough.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Do you know what they&#39;re doing at Edwards right now?&#8221; he asks.<br />
&#8220;&#39;Buck Rogers in the 25th Century&#39; is made right where they claim they&#39;re going<br />
to land the Shuttle. Edwards is strictly a science-fiction base now.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Buck is a much better science program, considerably more<br />
authentic. In fact, I recommend that the government get out of the space<br />
business and turn the whole thing over to ABC, CBS, and NBC. The tv networks do<br />
a far superior job. They could actually pay the government for rights, and it<br />
wouldn&#39;t cost the taxpayers a penny.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">Flat Earth Society members are working actively to bring the<br />
Shuttle charade to an end. They hope to force the government to let the public<br />
in on what the power elite has known all along: the plane truth.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;When the United States declares the earth is flat,&#8221; says<br />
Charles Johnson, &#8220;and we hope to be instrumental in making it do so, it will be<br />
the first nation in all recorded history to be known as a flat-earth<br />
nation.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;In the old days, people believed the earth was flat, because<br />
it&#39;s logical, but they didn&#39;t have a picture of the way it was, as we have<br />
today. Our concept of the world is new.</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2">&#8220;Marjory and I are the <em>avant garde</em>. We&#39;re way ahead of<br />
the pack.&#8221;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p align="center"><font><font size="2">&#8211; The end &#8211;</font><br />
</font></p>
<p><font><font size="2"><br /><em style="font-style: italic;">Postscript</em><span style="font-style: italic;">: Much has changed since I wrote this<br />
article, both in the world at large and in Charles Johnson&#39;s life. In late<br />
September 1995, the Johnsons&#39; venerable high-desert home caught fire. Charles<br />
managed to pull Marjory, by then a semi-invalid on supplemental oxygen, to<br />
safety, but everything else in the house was destroyed&#8211;their personal<br />
possessions, the Flat Earth Society library and archives, the membership list,<br />
everything. Having no fire insurance, the Johnsons were unable to rebuild. A<br />
dilapidated old house trailer, bought as a storage shed, survived the fire, and<br />
they took refuge there. A few months later, Marjory fell and broke a hip. She<br />
survived hip replacement surgery but never recovered her strength. On May 16,<br />
1996, she died.</span></font><br />
</font></p>
<p style="font-style: italic;"><font><font size="2">The Flat Earth Society lives on, still doing business at Box<br />
2533, Lancaster, CA 93534. Charles Johnson has immersed himself in rebuilding<br />
the membership roster. Publication of the <em>Flat Earth News</em>, in hiatus<br />
since 1994, will resume with the December 1996 issue.</font></font></p>
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